The Weather Man

Dave Spritz:
I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like.

I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room.

But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer.

Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am.

And that's who I am, the weather man.