The Suns

Three Lions
Sang Nila Utama, he came from very far
A long, long, long time ago
He met Sir Stamford Raffles and his best friend William Farquhar
They formed a band and they called it Singapura

They were three guys just having fun
Chilling with the Samsui woman
Rockin' up and down in the plantation
They wrote this song for the whole nation
Rockin' up Singapura

Everybody turn on your radio
There's a sound that's rockin your stereo
It's rock'n'roll

Then our friends want to be rockstars
But unfortunately William Farquhar
He had no money to buy his bloody guitar
So they opened up a mama shop
Selling sweets and lollypops
Bought the first guitar that they could afford
Wrote this song for the whole nation
Rockin' up Singapura

Everybody turn on your radio
There's a sound that's rockin your stereo
It's rock'n'roll

We came from an alien nation
Landed in this rubber plantation
Wrote a song for the whole damm nation
Trying to find some appreciation
Now we got the circumcision
Cannot even do the masturbation
So I ask for all you cooperation
We be the new Singapura sensation!

Sick

I'm suffering damage with every sneeze I make,
Saying "Augh!" with every breath I take.

Pure Pwnage

Teh Noob Song

Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs
Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
I'm going to give you some spanks
Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play
Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
(nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games
I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think)
I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game

[Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la la
I pwn you la la la la la la la la la]
Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know,
That like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh,
You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore,
But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do

[I pwn you la la la la la la la la la la
like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la]
I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that?
You're someones mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now

I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play
I pwn all.